tax season and how to survive it

it's that time of year again. I have to gather all my wonderful receipts and separate them. I've been pretty good about separating them as I got them but I know I have to go through them all. Good shit I tell ya. I'm not too worried about taxes right now. This year may be the first year I don't do my own taxes. I might end up taking them to some bitchbutt to have them take care of them. This year was the first year I actually made money off my investments and junk so ....I don't know how hard paying taxes on them is going to be, though I gather that it won't be too hard....we'll see how pissed off it makes me.
However every time I start to get a little anxious about taxes ( or anything for that matter) I watch this episode of Metalocalypse and it makes my damn day. Check it out and let it make you as happy as it makes me
http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.html
On the right hand side there is a menu of "fixes" it's the one named "dethclown". But don't stop there...feel free to watch them all because it's pretty much the best thing ever. I can't wait for the first season to come out on DVD.

pulling teeth

I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. It wasn’t anything I had to do; they were not impacted or anything. They were causing me some sinus problems however. I have huge holes in my mouth now so I can’t really eat anything solid. I’ve been eating yogurts and mashed potatos. I’m not sure that getting my teeth pulled before the holidays was a good idea because I won’t be able to eat any of the damn good food but then again maybe it was a good idea because then I won’t be able to eat too much and get all heffy. I am trying to get in shape for the AVN convention and all that crap so this diet that is being forced on me isn’t so bad. I am on antibiotics and pain killers which make me feel tired all the damn time. With the holidays and what not, there isn’t a lot of shooting going on for me. I have all of next month booked so this was the perfect time get these fuckers out of my mouth. I will have enough time to recover and all that shit.
Okay Christmas is in a few days. I have my fire burning day and night for the Winter Solstice so if the sun comes back next summer you can thank me for doing my part
Happy Holidays or what ever….next year is 2007 WTF…where does the time go?

A day in Mexico

I've had this open hole in one of my teeth for about 7 years. I had a cavity, the dentist drilled it, filled it with that hideous metallic looking filling and then probably 3 months after he filled it, it fell out of my mouth while I was eating really bad chicken at a sizzler that my track team had stopped to eat at back in 1999. At the time the filling came out, I didn't have dental insurance and I still don't. I have since called dentists trying to get an estimate and they said it'd be something in the range of $300-1800 depending on if I needed a root canal or not....I said “hell no I will just keep this gaping hole in my face"
I have heard stories about people going to Mexico to get their teeth fixed but honestly I was always a little skeptical because I figured, “if you pay a lot for a medical procedure, it simply must be superior." I have had so many people tell me about how wonderful the Mexican dentists are that I couldn't ignore their praise any longer.
I decided to go down with my pops to get my tooth fixed (he’s one of the people who told me about how great the dentists down there are). This is fairly ironic because about 4 months ago he was complaining about his teeth hurting and how all the dentists out here want to charge a fortune to even look at them. I had an employer at the time that had just gone down to Mexico and had one of her front teeth filled after she had knocked it out. She told me that she was in the office for 1 hour and the new tooth cost her all of $ 40. After just hearing this great news from my boss I demanded my father go down to Mexico and get his mouth done down there. (Of course I wouldn't take my own advice until several months later).
My dad knows his way around Tijuana pretty well. I don't ask how or why. I can't imagine having to have gone down there by myself to try to find a place. That town is pretty intimidating as far as the driving situation. My pops took me to the Dentist office to which he has been going since I made him go. I was in and out of the office in 1 hour, total cost $30. The dentist was really nice, spoke perfect English, took American dollars...it was pretty much a perfect trip. Oh yes I forgot to mention, the dentist put in a Porcelain filling....it matches my real teeth...the dentists I went to in the states always filled my filling with that ugly metal junk.
So I made out pretty well on this trip. I think I might be going down to Mexico a lot more often.

Burn Baby Burn

I’m on a quest to find food that is too spicy ( as in hot) for me. I like my food to burn going in and coming out. I like to sweat when I eat. I like food so hot it makes me shake as if I’m in shock. There use to be this awesome South Western grill place in Valencia, called “Delicados” and they had this sauce called “nitro sauce” it was the most tasty spicy sauce I have ever encountered. Alas, the restaurant went out of business and I have been on a search to find something as spicy and still tasty.
I went out to PA to check on my house and visit my little brother, Roarke. Roarke knows about my love for hot food so he took me out to get buffalo wings at the quaker state or some shit. The wings were good, I couldn’t taste the meat or anything but the sauce was so hot it made my lips swell 4 times the size.(I love that about hot food. It makes your lips bigger, speeds up your metabolism while it releases endorphins and it makes you crap out pretty much every thing you ate so you don’t really gain a pound.)
Okay I’m off on a tangent here. Yeah the wings were good but they were no “Delicados”.
I have tried things since but I can’t say I have found anything that makes me truly happy. If anyone can tell me of a place in Southern California worth trying, I will kiss you on your lips

Tis the Season

So Thanksgiving....yeah. Diner was great. Pretty much my entire family came out. I ate a lot of turkey and actually fell asleep before my brother and girlfriend made it over to my parents house to join in for the feast. I guess while I was asleep, my sister and my brother's girlfriend got into a huge fight over, what else, religion and politics. Okay folks, here's a little suggestions. Never discuss Religion, Politics or how much money you make around your siblings and their significant others....just a suggestion.
Anyfart....so luckily I missed out on all that shit. Sometimes having cronic fatigue pays off.
Black Friday come and went, thank god. People were insane. I actually went out on Friday to attempt to shop. Nothing was in stock, lines were wrappig around the store, customers were pissed off, cashiers were pissed off.....it seemed that a lot of asshole co-workers of theirs "called in sick". I saw a really gnarly car accident. It involved an SUV, a Truck and a regular car. The truck was on top of both the SUV and the car.....there was carnage...it was awesome....people litterally killed each other because they were in such a hurry or some shit...what is the world coming to?
I really hate this holiday season.

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Weird things that people do but don't really talk about

I was talking to my boyfriend about things I do that I didn't expect other people to do. Like scratching the dead skin off my skalp and having it get stuck under my finger nail and then I chew it out with my teeth. YES YES, it sounds disgusting but if you have hair I bet you do it and don't even realize you do.
this led me to thinking...what else does everyone do but never talks about.....and my mind wandered.....
-sticking their hands in there genital area and then smelling their hands
-smelling their own armpits
-eating expired yogurt or what ever else is in the fridge
-(dudes) trying to give yourself head or at least see that you can reach
-(chicks) tasting yourself...if you know what I mean
-Watching "That's so Raven"
-pretending to put down several one dollar bills for your stripper but then only putting down one or picking up most of what you did put down when the stripper isn't looking ( I've seen some dudes do this)
-peeing in the bath tub
-pooping in the bath tub
- farting and for a breif moment, liking the way it smells